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Join us in the attempt to drive Planet Earth into a new orbit, by letting millions of people jump!They even have a little animated diagram of the Earth being CATAPULTED INTO A HIDEOUS NEW ORBIT BEYOND THE ICY WASTES OF MARS, which I'm hoping isn't drawn to scale. I'd better pack an extra sweater just in case.
Scientific research has proven [oh dear, bad sign] that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogenous climate. [Emphasis theirs]
Do we not have a `B' Ark ready for these people?
Edit: It turns out that `homogenous' is in the dictionary, albeit only as an `alteration of homogeneous', so I suppose I can't complain about that.
I can still complain about `resistent', though.
July 15 2005, 23:28:14 UTC 6 years ago
July 16 2005, 13:15:20 UTC 6 years ago
Equal and opposite reaction, people! GCSE level physics here!
Please tell me they're joking...
July 19 2005, 17:27:23 UTC 6 years ago